Gwen Stefani Has an Itchy Butt

People tell me all the time that Gwen Stefani is a big star, so imagine how relieved I was when I saw these pictures of Gwen scratching her ass in public. I mean, she’s just like us! Well, I guess like “us” in a figurative sense, because either she’s been exposed to gamma radiation or those are the biggest damn feet I’ve ever seen. Jesus, and she even painted her toenails. That’s a good idea. Draw even more attention to your ridiculously over-sized feet. You normally only see feet like this at the circus or climbing up Mount Doom.

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