Even when she’s in her videos and she’s airbrushed, Fergie looks like absolute shit, so good luck trying to look at these “candid” pictures of this beast. I swear, Fuggie is so damn confusing. Everything from the neck down is built for sex, but everything from the neck up is a complete disaster. If zombie movies have taught me anything, it’s that if I see Fergie walking toward me I should use my head. And cut off hers.