Fergie is Orange and Pink

Even when she’s in her videos and she’s airbrushed, Fergie looks like absolute shit, so good luck trying to look at these “candid” pictures of this beast. I swear, Fuggie is so damn confusing. Everything from the neck down is built for sex, but everything from the neck up is a complete disaster. If zombie movies have taught me anything, it’s that if I see Fergie walking toward me I should use my head. And cut off hers.

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