Damn You, Jessica Biel

My completely natural, not weird at all obsession with Jessica Biel has been fully documented on this site, so I’m a little confused as to why she felt the need wear a bra and keep her legs closed when getting out of the car. Is she playing hard to get? Did she even bother to read my letters? Did she find out about the phone tap? She didn’t like the heart in the box I sent her? I really hope she did. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.

Is it me or are her boobs getting bigger?