Charlize Theron is at the Beach


It’s hard to be Charlize Theron. She’s thin, rich, the beach is her back yard and her dogs seem nice. Then while she’s minding her own business, she has random girls coming up to her and talking to her, a boy trying to grab her breast and some damn toddler trying to show her his dumb toy plane. If she was a more like Cameron Diaz, she would have broken that kid’s plane and thrown it in the water along with the corpses of that dark haired boy and those two girls. But no, she has to be all nice and friendly. Psh, whatever.

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