In a statement released late yesterday by Jive Records, Britney Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, has confirmed that Spears has checked out of Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility after “successfully completing their program” that she began on February 22nd. Rudolph says:
We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Uh, no. Because really, who are you kidding? Just give her a week. Britney won’t disappoint. She’s an attention-starved, self-destructive, codependent mess. Staying 27 days out of a possible 45 days isn’t going to change that. By this time next year, instead of walking on stage with her Grammy, she’ll be walking in a park with her shopping cart. I don’t know which demon actually talks to Britney, but if he could get this thing moving along, I’d appreciate it.