At Paris Hilton’s recent birthday party in Los Angeles, Brandon Davis reportedly spent the majority of the night making fun of one of fellow guest, Paula Abdul’s, Middle Eastern ancestry. He was so offensive that Paula Abdul left and Paris refused to talk to him for the rest of the night. A witness said:
He was mocking her. He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language. He was being very lewd and graphic and making sexual overtures to her in between being completely insulting.”
This might have been mildly funny if Brandon’s real last name wasn’t Zerif and his father wasn’t a Turkish wine importer. God, I hate this jackass. He’s a complete fuckup who was lucky enough to be born rich, yet he spends his free time being Paris Hilton’s lap dog. You don’t need Stone Phillips to tell you that this guy needs some kind of help. I’m not a therapist, but I think something along the lines of “blunt force trauma” might do the trick.
“Firecrotch” on March 6th:
Note: Just so we’re clear, Brandon Davis’ mother is the daughter of late oil billionaire Marvin Davis. His estimated worth at the time of his death in 2004 was close to $5 billion, but the family has quickly pissed most of that away and the Davis family wealth is rumored to be “less than a few hundred million if that.” Barbara Davis, Marvin’s widow, recently sold their $46 million home and moved into a Beverly Hills hotel.
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