Tyra Banks is Modest


I’ve never choked a woman, but that’s probably because I’ve never met Tyra Banks. And this video would be all the reason I’d need. God, how pretentious do you have to be to think you broke down some racial barrier because you put on a bikini that somebody else picked out then stood on the beach while some white dude took your picture? And what exactly are you saying, Tyra? That if little black girls put their mind to it, men can objectify them, too? I don’t think that’s what Harriet Tubman had in mind. When shown the video, Jackie Robinson and George Washington Carver said, “Bitch, please.”

What’s taped over Tyra’s mirrors at home:

Note: To commemorate the historic event, Tyra put on the same bikini she wore in 1997. Hilarity ensues.