Either I’m still half asleep or these pictures of Tara Reid in Santa Barbara on Saturday are actually not that bad. She normally looks like her plastic surgeon just sewed together pieces he got from the morgue. There’s something wrong here, because you don’t go from looking like these pictures to this without some sort of miracle. I’m not sure what her secret is, but I’m gonna guess a magic lamp or the blood of a virgin.
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