More Oscars Stuff



Jennifer Love Hewitt has no business at the Oscars but these are going up because she has a great rack and this is the first time in about a year that she’s worn something that doesn’t look like she got it from her grandma or from Motherhood. I don’t want to say anything bad about her, because based on these pictures, there’s a good chance she can probably hear me.

With the right lighting and airbrushing, Penelope Cruz is pretty hot. Not so much on the red carpet. I realize she can’t really speak English, but that’s no excuse for whoever made that dress. There’s no way that this ridiculous looking thing is what she asked to wear. She couldn’t look less sexy if she wore a suit of armor.

Even if Anne Hathaway likes to lick girls, she’s still bo(w)ring.

By todd, February 26, 2007 14 comments