Christina Aguilera has been hot for a long time now, so it’s really hard to find anything bad to say about her, except for the way she sings. Don’t get me wrong, she has an amazing voice, but it shouldn’t take three hours to sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. Okay, we get it, you can sing. Shit.
As much as it pains me to say it, Ashlee Simpson looks decent here. In her defense, a push up bra makes anybody look good. I wore one last night and let’s just say the undercover cop couldn’t tell the difference.
I don’t normally listen to country music because I don’t own a tractor or a broken heart, but I just bought Carrie Underwood‘s CD. Why? Because she looks like this. I pretty much do whatever a hot girl tells me to do, and Carrie was on TV the other day talking about her CD. She also said she loved me and no matter what jealous people say, our relationship will last. My friends say I kinda imagined that part, but whatever. Carrie and I are in love, deal with it.