Which red-hot rehabber has a new thing for threesomes with two gentlemen friends?”
The only reason this might not be Lindsay Lohan is because it says “new.” “New” would imply Lindsay was a frustrated bottle of pent up sexual energy who has been finally freed from the chains of one penis. Too bad we already know Lindsay’s been passed around Hollywood like a bong. Of course she’s gonna need at least two. Sex with this chick would be like sticking your dick in an inner tube.
Lindsay on February 11th: