Denise Richards Still F-ing Her Ex-Best Friend’s Ex

I distinctly remember a time when Denise Richards was hot, so every time I see her now, the less sentimental value I have for the hotel scene in Wild Things. Like these pictures of her at the beach. The only thing saving her this time is that she’s standing next to Richie Sambora. His shirt’s pretty clean, so I assume he just got the glazed doughnuts. It’s also weird his hat looks clean considering he’s been wearing since 1989. It really doesn’t look as cool since he’s gained about 200 pounds since then. If his head gets any fatter, he’ll have to paint it red and yellow then put a little propeller on top.