A clerk at the Beverly Hills kid’s store, Bellini, claims that Christina Aguilera went on a $3,000 shopping spree on Saturday. Some of the items included “a dozen Petit Bateau onesies at $20 each, several $90 little Giraffe blankets, a $350 Mia Bossi polkadot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller.” The clerk said:
She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping…They said they don’t know what they’re having…They seemed really excited. She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.”
I’d probably be more concerned with the species of the baby because Jordan Bratman looks like a damn circus monkey. Is their baby gonna be an amazing singer or swatting airplanes from the Empire State Building? It’s hard to tell. She must be under some kind of voodoo magic, because there’s no way one of the hottest chicks in music would willingly have this mutant’s baby. In real life, Jordan Bratman would be taking his Thai mail order bride, Pak-Pan, to get fitted for their Darth Vader and Princess Leia costumes. Because there’s no way he’s leaving this year’s Star Wars convention without that trophy. It’s win or go home, baby!