Cameron Diaz is Paranoid

You know, “smoking grass” has been attributed to some serious stuff like making people sleep too much, laugh too much, procrastinate too much, sleep too much, laugh too much, procrastinate too much, forget too much and “Reefer Madness.” Never until now have I had more proof that smoking pot makes you hard to look at. Try to look at Cameron Diaz. Yesterday, Chandler Bing was thinking, “Could Cameron Diaz be more ugly?” Drew Barrymore replied, “Like, duh!”

Funyuns.