TMZ is reporting that “Baldney Shears” checked back in to rehab today after she was urged by her family members to get her shit together.
Spears entered the facility today. After TMZ posted the news, a rep for the singer told PEOPLE “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Did her family really need to tell her how high she is? How did that conversation go?
Mama Spears: “Britney, you’s bald and stoned. And bald.”
Britney: “No, I … I don’t think I’m high or bald enough yet.”
Mama Spears: “Britney, where’s the young’ns?”
Britney: “I snorted them, too, y’all. Okay, I’ll takes me a vacation.”