Britney Spears is a Wonderful Mother

Insiders tell US Weekly that Britney Spears is completely clueless when it comes to her children. Sources say that when she is alone with her kids she “gets over-whelmed” and doesn’t know how to handle it when they cry, often saying “How do I make it stop?”. A woman also came forward to discuss the job requirements to be nanny to Britney’s kids, a job in which she applied last year. US Weekly reports:

Personal Over Professional
“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.”

Friend Wanted
“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”

Must Like Naked Bosses
“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!”

Must Act As Surrogate Mom
“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.'”

Don’t Be Too Good

“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”

At this point, Britney Spears should just go ahead and tap out of life, because it’s obvious that’s she’s a complete and utter failure. Wow, you’re worth millions, but so is that guy who won the lottery. You both got lucky, but chances are he knows his kid’s names. Somebody could replace Sean Preston and Jayden with a pinata and a chicken and Britney wouldn’t know the difference.

Britney and motherhood, a reflection:

Awesome update: TMZ is reporting that the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) hotline is being inundated with calls from people reporting Britney Spears.

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