Britney Spears is a Drunken Whore Part 2

Apparently just after being seen wearing this at Club Tenjune, Britney Spears thought it would be a good idea to put on one of the stripper’s bikinis:

The tipsy tart was back in action Sunday night, donning a bikini and white busboy coat at One Little West 12th. “She didn’t like what she was wearing,” said our spy, “so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her.” Spears changed out of her tight red dress and returned wearing the bikini under the coat – and proceeded to dance.”

There’s a reason I don’t randomly ask dudes if I could wear their boxers, and I’m sure it’s the same reason that women don’t wear bikinis that were on somebody else’s vagina two seconds earlier. God, Britney Spears is disgusting. There’s no amount of money you could pay me to shine a black light on this pig. She has the personal hygiene of a P.O.W. Even the homeless guys I hunt at least brush off the Big Macs I throw on the ground before they eat them. Although I tell them not to take that long. Just trying to be nice, because you know, 5 minutes isn’t that much of a head start.

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