I know Ashley Olsen is prancing around outside her hotel in her underwear trying to be sexy, but it’s just not working. In fact, it’s a little embarrassing. Like a kitten in high heels and a thong. You’re four feet tall and weigh about 70 pounds. Guys don’t want to have sex with you because they’re scared they might have register every time they leave the state. Not me though. With my Axe body spray and pink Izod, the boys are like putty in my hands. Sorry sista!