Anna Has a Movie Coming Out. Maybe.


Here is the trailer for Anna Nicole Smith’s new movie, Illegal Aliens. It co-stars Chyna Doll and was set to be released in April, but now it might not due to her unexpected death. From what I can tell from the trailer, Anna and Chyna are aliens from outer space with a plan to blow something up or whatever aliens from outer space do. It’s also further proof that Chyna Doll is a man. There’s no way this freak has two X chromosomes. She looks like King Kong in a halter top.

Note: Yes, Anna did just say, “Why is my poopy hole sore?” That was probably rhetorical.

Update: Anna and her son Daniel are credited as producers on the movie.