Cameron Diaz is Paranoid By jenny February 28, 2007
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You know, “smoking grass” has been attributed to some serious stuff like making people sleep too much, laugh too much, procrastinate too much, sleep too much, laugh too much, procrastinate too much, forget too much and “Reefer Madness.” Never until now have I had more proof that smoking pot makes you hard to look at. Try to look at Cameron Diaz. Yesterday, Chandler Bing was thinking, “Could Cameron Diaz be more ugly?” Drew Barrymore replied, “Like, duh!”

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You know, “smoking grass” has been attributed to some serious stuff like making people sleep too much, laugh too much, procrastinate too much, sleep too much, laugh too much, procrastinate…
Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis Like Whores By todd February 28, 2007
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In her upcoming biography, Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam, former madam Jody “Babydol” Gibson claims that Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis enjoyed her call-girl service prior to her arrest in 2000. E! News reports:

On a promotional Website for the book, Gibson claims to reveal the details of Affleck’s “steamy night with a hot blonde” as well as a “wild time” involving Willis. “This book is about my life servicing the rich and famous…and their sex, sex, sex!” Gibson writes in the introduction to her memoir…”

This is the very reason I only get Thai whores. There’s no way they’re writing a book about me. Maybe those little teases should’ve learned to speak English before trying to pronounce the safe word. Hey, not my problem man.

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In her upcoming biography, Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam, former madam Jody “Babydol” Gibson claims that Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis enjoyed her call-girl service prior to her arrest…
Beyonce Might Have Hepatitis By todd February 28, 2007
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Guests at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue party on February 14th have been urged by the Los Angeles County Department of Health to receive a vaccination after it was discovered that one of Wolfgang Puck’s prep cooks had acute hepatitis A. Beyonce and several Sports Illustrated models were in attendance. The president of Wolfgang Puck Catering, Carl Schuster, said:

While the risk of infection is low, we will continue to work with the Health Department to bring a speedy and thorough resolution to this investigation. Our catering efforts continue, and we remain confident that our guests will receive the highest standards of excellence for which Wolfgang Puck is known.”

A hepatitis outbreak in a room full of 5’10″, 115 pound women is never a good thing, but Beyonce should be ecstatic. I don’t know if anybody told her or not, but when she and Jennifer Hudson performed at the Oscars, I really couldn’t tell them apart. Beyonce has a pretty face but from the waist down it looks like she’s wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. Hepatitis can’t do anything but help. Never mind that 103 degree fever, just look at that weight falling off! Oh yeah, work it bitch!

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Guests at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue party on February 14th have been urged by the Los Angeles County Department of Health to receive a vaccination after it was discovered…
Paris Hilton is Busted By todd February 28, 2007
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After leaving the Virgin Megastore last night at around 10:30pm, Paris Hilton was pulled over by Hollywood police after speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Since she was driving with a suspended license, her 2007 Bentley Continental GTC convertible was impounded. TMZ reports:

Paris’ publicist, Elliot Mintz, tells TMZ the heiress was exiting the parking structure which “is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated.”…She was pulled over and deputies discovered she was driving with a suspended license. According to Mintz, “If that was the case, she was not aware of it.”

It has yet to be determined if the suspended license was a result of her alcohol related reckless driving conviction last month but let’s cross our fingers, because if it is, Paris just violated her probation. What does that mean, friends? I don’t know, but I’m almost positive it involves me squealing in delight like I just made the Little Miss Sunshine pageant.

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Update: “TMZ has confirmed that Paris Hilton violated the terms of her probation last night when she was arrested for driving on a suspended license, and could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.” Via TMZ

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After leaving the Virgin Megastore last night at around 10:30pm, Paris Hilton was pulled over by Hollywood police after speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Since she was driving with…
Good Charlotte Pulls All the Hos By todd February 28, 2007
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Here is punk ass Benji Madden and his girlfriend Sophie Monk in Hollywood a few days ago. Please keep in mind that this chick supposed to be a model. I’m not sure what she models, but I assume it’s only during Halloween. She looks like one of the people under the stairs. But it is kinda sweet how lovingly she’s consoling Benji though. I’d take it pretty hard too if I was a hardcore rock star but couldn’t sell more albums than Kidz Bop.

Here is punk ass Benji Madden and his girlfriend Sophie Monk in Hollywood a few days ago. Please keep in mind that this chick supposed to be a model. I’m…
Amerilink Soviets By jenny February 28, 2007

  • Keeley Hazell and her big, giant boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Diddy flirts with a girl and punches her boyfriend [Hollywood Rag]
  • Recreating Anna Nicole‘s dead body [Dlisted]
  • Keira Knightley in a bad mood [Egotastic]
  • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Still together [Just Jared]
  • Celine Dion‘s breasts will go on [City Rag]
  • Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen don’t want any critics [Popsugar]
  • Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston talk about their nosejobs [ASL]
  • Diddy’s drunken rant [College Humor]
  • It’s About Damn Time (The 2007 Oscars) [Pajiba]
  • Jennifer Aniston throwback bikini pics of the day [Drunken Stepfather]

Keeley Hazell and her big, giant boobs [Hollywood Tuna] Diddy flirts with a girl and punches her boyfriend [Hollywood Rag] Recreating Anna Nicole‘s dead body [Dlisted] Keira Knightley in a…
Antonella Barba Gets to Stay! By jenny February 28, 2007
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American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, finally spoke up about whether or not he’s going to let Antonella Barba stay on the show after countless racy photos including some of her topless, underage drinking and posing in a wet, see-through shirt at the National WWII Memorial were published all over the Internet.

Lythgoe [told] Extra he’s not kicking the Jersey girl off, her fate is in the voters’ hands,” Extra co-host Mark McGrath reported during the syndicated entertainment news program’s Tuesday evening broadcast.”

Simon Cowell said yesterday at the Playboy Mansion, of all places, that the photos “[should] not affect her standing on the show, and if the public wants to keep her in, they’ll keep her in.” He added, “These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life.”

Talking at the same party, Ryan Seacrest agreed, telling USA TODAY that while he has not seen the photos, the fact that they were released is “just tacky, disgusting. You’ve got a girl who’s trying to make it on a show where she needs a vote, and someone’s trying to tear that away from her.” Though he said he had not yet seen the photos, Seacrest added that he would “absolutely let (Barba) stay on. If American Idol is a true representation of American youth, we’re going to find imperfections. And it’s OK to be imperfect.”

And Randy Jackson said, “Nobody’s clean in the entertainment business. There are definitely some moral things that go on with this show,” while Hugh Hefner, who was hosting the party attended by the three men, said that criticism of Antonella over the photos is “hypocritical and dumb.”

Hey, I hope she wins. Nothing says “American Idol” like a slutty, lawbreaking, preachy religious hypocrite who disrespects national memorials and really likes basketballs. Who cares if she can’t sing? Sluts rule!

My calls to Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton were not immediately returned – presumably because they were busy with construction paper, magic markers and gathering the troops.

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American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, finally spoke up about whether or not he’s going to let Antonella Barba stay on the show after countless racy photos including some of her…
Eddie Murphy is Gracious By todd February 27, 2007
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In the biggest upset of the evening, Alan Arkin beat out heavily favored Eddie Murphy to win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. I guess Eddie Murphy didn’t like this because he immediately stormed out of the Kodak Theatre as soon as the winner was announced. Described as “definitely not smiling” as he left his seat, Murphy left prior to Jennifer Hudson’s win and the Dreamgirls’ female casts’ musical performance. Murphy’s publicist, Arnold Robinson said:

Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family.”

Yeah, leaving to spend time with your family sounds a lot better than stomping off like a little bitch. Even though Eddie Murphy is well known to be an arrogant prick, you have to at least give him credit for being a jealous little girl in front of Alan Arkin’s face. Most self-absorbed narcissists avoid real confrontation like Lindsay Lohan avoids condoms.

Beyonce at the Oscars:

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In the biggest upset of the evening, Alan Arkin beat out heavily favored Eddie Murphy to win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. I guess Eddie Murphy didn’t like this…
Jenna Jameson is Getting Worse By jenny February 27, 2007
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Okay, Jenna, you’re cut off. No more trips to the plastic surgeon for you. You’re two steps away from Jocelyne Wildenstein, and one step away from “Lauri” from The Real Housewives of Orange County. This is not pretty. This is terrifying – like that time I solved that puzzle box thing and was sent to Hell. Except this time you have skin and I didn’t need to help kill anyone to make you more human looking. Please, Jenna. Let’s not go through this again.

Okay, Jenna, you’re cut off. No more trips to the plastic surgeon for you. You’re two steps away from Jocelyne Wildenstein, and one step away from “Lauri” from The Real…