The SAG Awards Were Last Night



I can’t tell from these pictures, but I’m pretty sure Ellen Pompeo has gills or a tail. Either that or she needs to mate with a human to save her alien race. Eva Longoria looked hot, but what’s going on with Tony Parker’s face? He looks like he ran through barb wire or got attacked by Wolverine. Rachel McAdams forgot her Hello Kitty backpack. Good thing Reese Witherspoon is finally trying to cover up her gigantic forehead. Seriously, her head can’t be normal. She could donate her bangs to Locks of Love.