Ivanka Trump is a Mystery By todd January 30, 2007
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There has been a lot of speculation that Ivanka Trump recently got breast implants and one may argue that these pictures of her and her lopsided rack from the 50th Annual International Red Cross Ball are further proof. I don’t remember her with small boobs, but I’ve also never noticed her before, so who knows. Either way, it’s obvious that she needs to get naked to sort this whole thing out. Like the time I had to take off my pants to prove to the townsfolk I wasn’t a witch. I mean, my horse fell in the well. What was I gonna do, leave him there?

There has been a lot of speculation that Ivanka Trump recently got breast implants and one may argue that these pictures of her and her lopsided rack from the 50th…
Paris is Too Late By todd January 30, 2007
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Paris Hilton has filed a federal lawsuit with the intent of shutting down ParisExposed.com. The website, which launched last week, charges visitors a $39.97 fee to access pictures, videos and other personal items that Paris left in a storage facility. Her publicist, Elliot Mintz, says that Paris would like all items returned to her.

The 25-year-old heiress said a moving company was supposed to pay the storage fees and was “shocked and surprised” to learn her belongings were sold at a public auction…”I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ private personal belongings for commercial gain,” Hilton said in a declaration supporting the lawsuit, adding she was concerned the information could be used for identity theft or harassment…The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the site ParisExposed.com.”

The second the website went up, everything was instantly on a billion other sites, so shutting it down isn’t going to matter. The good news is that the next time this happens (and it will), nobody is gonna care. We’ve seen everything already. You could release a sex tape with the Chicago Bears and Godzilla and it would seem a little redundant.

Watch one of the NSFW videos here.



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Paris Hilton has filed a federal lawsuit with the intent of shutting down ParisExposed.com. The website, which launched last week, charges visitors a $39.97 fee to access pictures, videos and…
Don’t Stop ‘Till You Link Enough By jenny January 30, 2007

Eva Longoria needs some makeup [Hollywood Rag] Being fat isn’t Tyra Banks‘ problem [Hollywood Tuna] Did Sienna Miller and Diddy do it? [Egotastic] Gwen Stefani goes for the gold [Just…
The SAG Awards Were Last Night By todd January 29, 2007

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I can’t tell from these pictures, but I’m pretty sure Ellen Pompeo has gills or a tail. Either that or she needs to mate with a human to save her alien race. Eva Longoria looked hot, but what’s going on with Tony Parker’s face? He looks like he ran through barb wire or got attacked by Wolverine. Rachel McAdams forgot her Hello Kitty backpack. Good thing Reese Witherspoon is finally trying to cover up her gigantic forehead. Seriously, her head can’t be normal. She could donate her bangs to Locks of Love.

I can’t tell from these pictures, but I’m pretty sure Ellen Pompeo has gills or a tail. Either that or she needs to mate with a human to save her…
Victoria Beckham is Too Cheap By todd January 29, 2007
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Although she and her husband are best friends with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, friends say Victoria Beckham has no intentions of becoming a Scientologist. Victoria recently told a friend, “There’s no way I’d spend any money on that nonsense.” Her friend elaborates:

It’s completely laughable that there’s even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn’t mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like kabbala in that it’s become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It’s a joke…Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert.”

You’d think she is being sarcastic with the $250 million her husband is about to make, but this is just Posh trying to be nice. It’s not too expensive, it’s just too crazy. Scientology would make more sense if it was based on Pokemon or your cat’s dreams.

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Although she and her husband are best friends with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, friends say Victoria Beckham has no intentions of becoming a Scientologist. Victoria recently told a friend,…
More SAG Awards Stuff By todd January 29, 2007

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Anne Hathaway is a brunette with a great rack, so you’d think it’d be scientifically impossible for her to be this boring. She’s like a Nicholas Sparks movie with less sexual tension. It takes a lot of work to make Katherine Heigl look like the lion from Wizard of Oz, so congratulations whoever you are. I’m just gonna assume you’re gay. Hey, Jaime Pressly is pregnant. When asked how she looked, 99 out of the 100 penises surveyed said they would still have sex with her.

Anne Hathaway is a brunette with a great rack, so you’d think it’d be scientifically impossible for her to be this boring. She’s like a Nicholas Sparks movie with less…
More of Paris Hilton’s Crap By todd January 29, 2007

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More has leaked from ParisExposed.com, Specifically, Nicole Richie’s vagina, Nicole Richie licking cocaine, Paris Hilton’s bongs, joints and pipes and Mischa Barton’s boyfriend, Cisco Adler’s, nutsack. At least I think it was a nutsack, I didn’t look at it that long. It might have been a rope or Rapunzel’s hair. Be warned, this might be the scariest thing you see all day.

Some of these are NSFW:

Note: The person in this picture with Paris Hilton is Amanda Lepore, a famous nightclubbing transsexual and pictured here with Pamela Anderson (NSFW):



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More has leaked from ParisExposed.com, Specifically, Nicole Richie’s vagina, Nicole Richie licking cocaine, Paris Hilton’s bongs, joints and pipes and Mischa Barton’s boyfriend, Cisco Adler’s, nutsack. At least I think…
Joel Madden Can’t Fight By todd January 26, 2007


When two hardcore thugs from the street like Joel Madden and Shifty Shellshock (wtf?) from Crazy Town throw down, you know somebody’s gonna end up dead. Or with a chipped manicure. It’s hard to tell who’s who, and you probably wouldn’t care if you could, but it’s basically like watching two girls showing up at a party in the same dress. Heidi, oh my God, look. Oh no she didn’t!

Note: Jenny says Shifty Shellshock is the guy with the white hair and gay stars on his shoulders:

When two hardcore thugs from the street like Joel Madden and Shifty Shellshock (wtf?) from Crazy Town throw down, you know somebody’s gonna end up dead. Or with a chipped…
Rachel McAdams Should Have Looked Again By todd January 26, 2007
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Rachel McAdams is a big star, so she must have a mirror or some friends. Friends who would’ve helped her get ready for the Giorgio Armani fashion show. She’s normally hot, but this is a mess. All she’s missing is bandages on her wrists and her poetry journal.

Rachel McAdams is a big star, so she must have a mirror or some friends. Friends who would’ve helped her get ready for the Giorgio Armani fashion show. She’s normally…
Jared Leto is a Tough Guy By todd January 26, 2007
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While at Sundance, Jared Leto was kicked out of Harry O’s Tao in Park City. While the other patrons were there to see Hasidic hip-hop artist, Matisyahu, Leto was busy being a pompous ass. Page Six reports:

…Leto unsuccessfully tried chatting up Michelle Smith…then began bumping into people in the crowded venue as he headed back to his table. When a fellow patron told Leto to “relax,” Leto grabbed a liquor bottle and held it above the guy’s head. Spies said when bouncers asked Leto to leave, he responded by holding up a beer bottle as he was led out.”

Um, Jared Leto is four feet tall and wears eyeliner, so I’m a little confused why the bouncers didn’t just put him in timeout. Because you know it wouldn’t take much for this little emo to cry. They could’ve just read him a scary story about monsters under his bed or told him Santa wasn’t real.

Jared and his band, 30 Seconds to Mars:

While at Sundance, Jared Leto was kicked out of Harry O’s Tao in Park City. While the other patrons were there to see Hasidic hip-hop artist, Matisyahu, Leto was busy…