Miss USA Can’t Do Anything Right

Playboy has reportedly offered Miss USA, Tara Conner, a deal to be on the cover of an upcoming issue of the magazine. Page Six reports:

Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer…Said an insider, “If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste.” Which means she’ll keep her top on.”

So the sluttiest Miss USA in the history of Miss USA will be in Playboy fully clothed. Yay. Maybe they should take her picture while she’s knitting or doing her taxes too, so they can make sure seeing Miss USA in Playboy is as boring as possible.