I don’t know how they do it in other countries, but in America, sex symbols don’t normally have boobs like my grandma or Jessica Simpson. I’m not usually an advocate of girls getting plastic surgery, and although that is not true, Jessica might want to go ahead look into it because, uh…nipples shouldn’t point to the ground. From the side, it’s hard to tell where her boobs end and the stomach begins. Or when the baby kangaroo might jump out. All that’s missing from these pictures is the laundry basket on her head.