Jennifer Aniston is Still Desperate For Attention

Jennifer Aniston will make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of Courtney Cox’s FX show, Dirt, where she will play a rival tabloid editor and a lesbian. Page Six reports:

“Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her.”

Wow, this is gonna be big. So big that I would have to go back in time 12 years to even imagine my excitement. Oooh, Monica and Rachel kissing! Put the kids to bed, this is gonna be too hot for TV!

Courteney Cox and her vibrator on an episode of Dirt: