Ivanka Trump is a Mystery

There has been a lot of speculation that Ivanka Trump recently got breast implants and one may argue that these pictures of her and her lopsided rack from the 50th Annual International Red Cross Ball are further proof. I don’t remember her with small boobs, but I’ve also never noticed her before, so who knows. Either way, it’s obvious that she needs to get naked to sort this whole thing out. Like the time I had to take off my pants to prove to the townsfolk I wasn’t a witch. I mean, my horse fell in the well. What was I gonna do, leave him there?