Britney Spears looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter. And is it possible for her to ever go out in public without some foul stain of undetermined origin on her clothes? Oh, but let’s not ignore the obvious here. We all want to talk about the nips. Those crooked, misdirected nipples of unusual size. It’s like the nipples want to be Britney’s eyes. And if Britney’s eyes grow any further apart, she’ll be able to hear out of them.