The Pussycat Dolls Are Terrifying

Seriously, pick out the one you’d have sex with right now if your life depended on it. I’d scan this lineup of the “girls” at the Jingle Ball 2006 for about ten seconds then ask the guy who was going to kill me to make it quick, because I’d rather have sex with an escalator than see one of these things naked. Nobody even knows why the Pussycat Dolls are famous anyway. They’re singers who can’t sing and they promote female empowerment by dressing like whores. Maybe they solve mysteries like Josie and the Pussycats. Only except they have dicks.