Salma Hayek’s nude scene in Ask The Dust was voted the Best Nude Scene of 2006. Considering this lineup included Bai Ling, Gretchen Mol and Kyra Sedgewick, this was pretty much a lock. With the exception of Salma and Kelly Brook, I’d rather see my grandma naked than any of the chick’s on this list. And my grandma has been dead for 10 years. I tried to masturbate to Jennifer Aniston’s scene in The Break Up, but when I looked down, my penis had hung himself.
Salma at an Ugly Betty press conference: