Paris Hilton is Gross

As the new “face” of Bondi Blonde beer, Paris Hilton has been in Australia the past few days, and as you might have guessed, it didn’t take her long to make sure she was the center of attention. This is her rinsing off in the public shower area after swimming in Bondi Beach amidst a crowd of reporters. I know she thinks she’s hot, but I’d rather look at video if me being attacked by a shark than watch this mutant try to be sexy. For the life me, I can’t understand why companies still hire this idiot. I hope they don’t think her glass eye and size 20 feet are going to make me buy beer. They should have just saved their money and hired Big Bird, because it would be pretty much the same thing.

Paris and Kim Kadashian in Sydney yesterday: