Nicole Richie is a Skank

There is reportedly tension between Nicole Richie and Hilary Duff now that Richie is dating Duff’s ex-boyfriend, Joel Madden. Sources say that even though Madden and Richie are exclusive, Madden is constantly calling Duff, but she refuses to take his calls.

[Duff] can’t believe he’s dating Nicole and thinks she’s a skank,” a source told Us, adding that when Duff heard about Richie’s arrest, “she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel’s. … She kept saying she never knew Joel at all.”

To be fair, everyone is a skank to Hilary Duff. She’s a virgin. The rumor is that Joel Madden left her because he finally got tired of masturbating to Lizzy McGuire reruns. Not to be fair, necrophiliacs feel sick when they look at Nicole Richie and Joel Madden is a poseur. He’s about as punk as the Wiggles holding a box full of Christmas puppies.

Here are pictures of Tara Reid falling down drunk earlier this month because pictures of the people in this story were too boring and/or ugly:

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