Miss USA is Inappropriate

Officials from the Miss USA pageant will reportedly make a “major announcement” today where it is expected that reigning Miss USA Tara Conner will be stripped of her title due to inappropriate behavior. Several incidents at New York City bars were cited. If dethroned, Tara Conner, who was crowned in April, would be replaced by Miss California Tamiko Nash. TMZ reports:

While no one from the pageant would comment on the rumored troubles, several sources tell TMZ that a big announcement is expected some time Thursday. According to these sources, officials are extremely unhappy with the current Miss USA’s conduct in public.

Holy shit. The only this story could get any better is if she had a twin. It might be the first death from erection if I walked in my neighborhood bar and saw Miss USA dancing on a table with nothing on but her crown.

Update: Donald Trump, who owns Miss USA pageant, says Tara Conner will not lose her crown but recognized she is going through some “personal problems.” Good, because “Tamiko Nash” sounds like some kind of comic book warrior.

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