These pictures of Miss Nevada 2007, Katie Rees, surfaced and they prove Miss USA, Tara Conner, is a prude by comparison. There’s really no reason to get all huffy over these pictures. This is pretty much the norm here in Las Vegas. What would have been a miracle is finding a hot girl from Vegas who doesn’t have pictures like these in her portfolio. Except me. I’m a saint. I was born with this halo. And when the doctor tried to remove it, the lord doth spake and condemned the doctor to eternal damnation. At least that’s how the chapter about me was written in the bible. So suck on that.
Update: TMZ is reporting Miss Nevada was stripped of her crown as a result of these photos surfacing. Dear pageant officials,
“Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”
Update II: According to Las Vegas local news, the investigation into Katie Rees’ behavior began earlier this month after the racy pictures in question surfaced on a MySpace page belonging to Tiffany Masters, who used the page to help promote her “legitimate” escort service based in Las Vegas which goes by the names of Vegas Arm Charms and Vegas Eye Candy.