Obviously taking her AA meetings seriously, Lindsay Lohan got drunk on champagne at the GQ Men of the Year dinner, an event whose exclusive guest list included by Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Jay-Z, Jennifer Connelly and Magic Johnson. All was fine until Jessica Biel walked in with her assistant. Her assistant who used to work for Lindsay Lohan but quit several months ago. Hilarity ensued:
According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, “If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here – she doesn’t belong in here!” “It was really uncalled for,” said our spy. “Jessica and everyone else ignored her.”
And the best part:
Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel’s assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, “Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?” – setting off laughter. Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail.”
The only way this night could have gotten any better if they put Lindsay into one of those things they have at the fair where you can throw a ball and dunk a person in water. But instead of water, it would’ve been lava. And instead of a giant Snoopy, you’d win Jessica Biel’s ass. If I walked in the room and this was actually happening, I’d be pretty sure I was dead and that God sent me to the wrong place.
Lindsay Lohan with shit in her teeth last night at a Lakers game:
Jessica Biel at the GQ Man of the Year Awards on November 29th: