These pictures of Kate Moss topless on some beach are everywhere today, so here they are. Yeah, sorry about that. Nothing really wrong with these pictures except they might be the unsexiest “topless on the beach” pictures ever taken. Usually pictures like this don’t make you ponder your own sexuality or make you wonder how they Photoshopped out all the barbed wire. I know Kate Moss is supposed to be a supermodel and everything, but her body looks like what all those guys who walked into the Dateline kitchen were hoping to see.