Happy Holidays from Tara Reid

Tara’s suggestions for New Year’s resolutions are as follows:

– Smoke. Anything.
– Water – Not for drinking. Only for bathing and only occasionally.
– Plastic surgeons – Visit as often as possible and only use the ones with discount prices and rap sheets.
– Open bars – Yay.
– Exercise – Nay.
– Introspection and reflection – niner?