Grindhouse Teaser Trailer is Here


Lina sent us the official teaser trailer for Grindhouse which is an exploitation double feature directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. Fuggie Fergie is one of the stars of the movie, but I got over that as soon as sexy Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a leg appeared. The only way the movie could look sexier is if Rose blew Fuggie’s head off during the opening credits and that was the most you saw of her in the movie. And then Rose and I had sex with each other through the rest of the movie and she used her gun leg to kill anyone who dared to interrupt us, unless it was another hot chick, then they’d join us. And then Quentin Tarantino would yell “Cut!” and complain he didn’t have any lines in his own movie yet and John Travolta would surprise us with a dance scene … yeah, it could be better, but it still looks pretty damn good.

See the official Grindhouse site here.