Britney Went on a Date. Got Laid.


Britney Spears was seen with her tongue down the throat of music producer “J.R.” Rotem last night/this morning. Eyewitnesses are reporting she stayed out with this dude until around 3:30 a.m., then went back to his place, where she outstayed the paparazzi. This guy must have just gotten released from prison or he hasn’t been on a date in a while, because Britney is a damn fug nightmare. If my penis had frostbite and I had a choice of sticking it in Britney Spears or a pot of hot chili, I’d at least make sure nobody wanted any more.

Here’s Rotem’s MySpace.

Images via JJB

Update – Here are a few more higher quality pics of skank and douche: