Hey, y’all! (chomp, chomp) For all y’all who ain’t believin’ I’m comin’ back (chomp, chomp), I decided to show y’all more parts of me. This’ll be the hottest comeback ever! Like Joan Crawford, after she died, her daughter done made a movie out of her and she was, like, more famous as ever! But I ain’t the daughter. I’m Joan Crawford and, like … I’m alive (chomp, chomp, chomp). Get it? Look, y’all, I gots titties!