Britney and Paris Have Broken Up

The people who Britney Spears pays to tell her how to think and feel have reportedly told the inbred to stay away from Paris Hilton if she wants any shot to continue her career. A source says:

Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”

The only way Britney Spears could make a comeback is if she woke up tomorrow and wasn’t Britney Spears. It’s too late at this point. Good news is, at least Paris is gone. I wonder how many times they tried to finally convince Britney. After puppets didn’t work, they probably drew Britney a crayon picture of her living in a milk crate and Paris blowing a camel. Or one that says “Britney + Paris =” then a big picture of a mushroom cloud.

Britney buying her own CD and looking like hell on Tuesday:

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