Ryan Phillippe Has Something Say. Sorta.

In news we’ve all be waiting for, Ryan Phillippe has finally made his first public statement regarding his pending divorce from Reese Witherspoon. He tells People:

I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family.”

Well, I give him credit for stringing a bunch of words together to make it seem like he was saying something, but I’m not sure what the hell he’s talking about. Dude, are you not guilty of banging your co-star or are you not guilty of being a bad actor? I really wish you would let us know. Seriously man, speak up. I’m out of NyQuil and I really need something to help me sleep.

Reese last month at the 16th Annual Los Angeles “Beat the Odds” Awards: