Rachel Zoe is a Good Guess

On a new blog entry posted this morning on Nicole Richie’s MySpace, she has written a not-so-blind item targeting her one time stylist and friend, Rachel Zoe:

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BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…”

Ouch. Addition and spell check aside, Nicole Richie makes a good point. Rachel Zoe is a 44 year old stylist who is rumored to supply her clients (Richie, Lohan, Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Keira Knightley, etc.) with illegal narcotics and an unhealthy body image. She may also be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. Honestly, she’s hideous. Zombies wouldn’t have the appetite to bite through her forehead. If I saw Rachel Zoe walking down the street I wouldn’t know whether to stake her through the heart or ask her if my belt matches my shoes.

Note: Nicole removed her blog entry since then, but TMZ also has the transcript.