Paris Hilton Wants Harry Morton

Lindsay Lohan reportedly “hit the roof” after her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton spent the night at Paris Hilton’s house on November 7th. MSNBC reports:

Lohan confronted her nemesis the next night at the L.A. club Teddy’s, reports the mag, which quotes a friend as saying that although the two are not currently dating, “Lindsay still loves Harry, and this is devastating her.” Hilton is said to be smitten. “Harry is Paris’s type of guy”, says a source. “He’s handsome and rich!”

Harry is Paris’ type of guy because he’s a guy. He’s male. That’s basically her only criteria. The only real surprise here is Harry Morton. He’s a 25 year old millionaire but can only convince these two whores to have sex with him. Either he has mental problems or the burning sensation when he pees makes him feel alive.