No One is Safe

If these pictures of her and Donna Karan at the Gold Fragrance launch party in London tell us anything, it’s that you only have to be a human to hook up with Lindsay Lohan. I guess Donna Karan technically qualifies as human even though she looks like she might have gills. If I drove past her house, I’d fully expect to see villagers with torches and pitchforks, not Lindsay Lohan in thong.