Jessica Simpson Hooks Up With a Hooker

Jessica Simpson has been trolling various Internet dating sites desperately trying to find a boyfriend. Well, she thought she found the right guy and arranged a date with him only to find out he’s a male prostitute.

A friend of Jessica’s told Australia’s New Weekly magazine, “Jessica logged onto the Internet to find male company. She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal. They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth – he was only interested in a ‘professional transaction.’ The guy turned out to be a male escort.” The source added, “Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn’t that desperate.” The friend said, “She never imagined male hookers would be trying to cash in on the service. It’s turned her off the web – and that was her main hobby.”

Jessica Simpson is supposed to be some sort of “famous unattainable sex symbol” but she can’t even get a free sympathy date from a gigolo. That’s sad. But not really. I just wrote “sad” because it seemed the right thing to do. I also wrote “LMAO” at Jessica trying too hard with these stripper heels pictured below, but that also seemed insensitive since it would appear Jessica really did laugh her ass off at some point and she probably misses it. Okay, so I tried to be nice and failed miserably. LJAO. (Laughing Jessica’s Ass Off)

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