An alleged sex tape of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey engaged in “a number of sex acts” is set to be leaked on the Internet soon. The company that released the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson sex video is now in possession of Simpson’s tape and is prepared to leak it unless Jessica pays an undisclosed amount of money. A source says:
Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”
If anybody should be horrified about seeing this sex tape, it’s Nick Lachey. It’d be like a Vietnam vet hearing a firecracker. And it’s going to be hard for Nick to explain to Vanessa Minnillo why Jessica cried every time he didn’t swallow.
Jessica on November 19th in Malibu: