Cindy Margolis Does Playboy

I was all set to make fun of these pictures of Cindy Margolis from the upcoming December issue of Playboy, but damn she looks hot. I was expecting duct tape and paint, not a body like this. I realize these pictures are airbrushed within an inch of their lives, but this chick is 41. Women that old shouldn’t look like this. If they did, I wouldn’t have let my AARP subscription run out.

Update: Sorry, everyone. Playboy’s lawyers asked us nicely to take these down. But they’re on hundreds of other sites, so I’m sure you’ll find them.