Britney is Finally Dumping K-Fed

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In what alcoholics commonly refer to as “a moment of clarity,” Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. TMZ reports:

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.”

I’d love to congratulate her, but she opted against birth control with this douche, so he’ll forever be “famous” and she’ll forever be gross and dumb. It’s like congratulating someone for finally getting rid of their gonorrhea after two years. Yeah, you got rid of it, but you still caught it in the first place, you nasty ass.

Update: TMZ has the petition for divorce documents here.

Note: Yes, that first line was an homage to Pulp Fiction, so shut it.