Borat Broke Up Pam and Kid

Page Six is reporting that the “irreconcilable differences” cited in the divorce petition are really Kid Rock’s “male insecurity and major anger issues” according to a close friend of Anderson. The last straw was a private screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer’s Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. Kid Rock didn’t like it:

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen – in character as Borat Sagdiyev – falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a “Baywatch” rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. Her friend tells Page Six, “Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ – in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. “Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. “Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them,” the friend relates. “Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man.”

Apparently, he’s also painfully optimistic. Pam’s had more condoms inside her than a gas station bathroom. If her playing pretend with Borat makes you jealous, you’ve got problems. She’s done worse things with your friend when you run to the store to get more beer. I’m not a marriage counselor, Kid, but your first clue should have been the rope you had to tie around your waist before you went down on her.