Vincent Gallo is a Wonderful Human Being

Brown Bunny director, Vincent Gallo, has been spending a lot of time lately with another quasi-celebrity, Cory Kennedy. Kennedy, a girl who’s famous in L.A. for allegedly being the girlfriend of 30-something photographer, The Cobrasnake, has changed her last name to “Gallo” on her MySpace and devotes posts in her blog to the director. Gallo is 45, Kennedy is 16. Not sounding creepy at all, Gallo explains their relationship:

With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory’s a great kid, and I’m proud to be her daddy.”

When he’s not getting blowjobs on screen or selling his sperm on eBay for $1 million, Gallo apparently spends his time trying to have sex with 16 year olds. I’m not saying Gallo is a sick freak, but if he suddenly woke up in an elementary school, chances are he’d be in the closet, hanging by his belt with his pants around his ankles.

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